tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8818519199109196200.post2318087292126468830..comments2024-03-15T07:36:42.852-04:00Comments on Maxminimus: Friday Night Date Night—What To WearADGhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16612897500610475937noreply@blogger.comBlogger37125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8818519199109196200.post-59523305000021878142011-07-08T17:28:49.370-04:002011-07-08T17:28:49.370-04:00Fred Astaire liked pinky rings.
Then again, so do...Fred Astaire liked pinky rings.<br /><br />Then again, so does Prince Charles.Young Fogeynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8818519199109196200.post-61036875212803623082011-07-06T14:43:12.777-04:002011-07-06T14:43:12.777-04:00I have repaired about 3 chairs like that, and will...I have repaired about 3 chairs like that, and will have to do 2 canoe seats this month... DO NOT DO IT YOURSELF. Your fingers will be sliced to ribbons, your thumbs will be mashed blue from the pegs and mallet, and when you get vertigo from staring at that pattern for long enough, you will miss a tuck here and there, which will ruin the whole thing. Get a pro to do it.Yankee-Whisky-Papahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03700869447555261057noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8818519199109196200.post-91577785062175702952011-07-06T14:07:40.749-04:002011-07-06T14:07:40.749-04:00Under no circumstances should you attempt to re-ca...Under no circumstances should you attempt to re-cane that chair. It will result in lots of bad words and throwing of tools, or at least that's what I've heard.......<br /><br />Get some fabulous wide canvas webbing and make a hybrid.Patsyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02840629057159581688noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8818519199109196200.post-83499248291055152002011-07-06T07:14:53.329-04:002011-07-06T07:14:53.329-04:00Oh, I knew whose butt 'twas. Would never insin...Oh, I <i>knew</i> whose butt 'twas. Would never insinuate otherwise as I am a champion for my team. My concern lies with the obvious corruption running rampant within the Butt Police ranks. That crime scene has cover-up written all over it. <i>tisk tisk...</i>XXOOSummer is a Verbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11122787755561566562noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8818519199109196200.post-8475277263532025192011-07-05T16:24:42.461-04:002011-07-05T16:24:42.461-04:00Sad part about people just liking their own color ...Sad part about people just liking their own color is the thumping boredom of it. The best example I can think of white and black gettin' together is this: <br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHq4laFwAEM<br /><br />A black Hammond having its way with a white Stratocaster and vice versa. <br /><br />I got a complicated blood line like most 'mericans. Last thing we need are purebreds. They always got web feet and even stranger minds.tintinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13652066200071703445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8818519199109196200.post-34864693891984582932011-07-05T15:08:41.348-04:002011-07-05T15:08:41.348-04:00"you shouldn't take online dating advice ..."you shouldn't take online dating advice from a bunch of suburban soccer moms and married guys from Virginia to Oregon."<br /><br />Yeah, it's not like the people who are living it day-by-day would know anything.CeceliaMchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16017255006204800193noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8818519199109196200.post-88395919824885942672011-07-05T09:10:28.490-04:002011-07-05T09:10:28.490-04:00AllieVonPoliceAtBay...it was my butt that crashed ...AllieVonPoliceAtBay...it was my butt that crashed through the chaise so there was never any But Police Crime Tape. I was pounced on amidst someone's cravin' and the result is...well...cane-breaking. And finally, I don't do pinky rings. They tend to compete with the already incongruent visual interest of my piercings.ADGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16612897500610475937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8818519199109196200.post-36630238317919328582011-07-05T08:27:39.402-04:002011-07-05T08:27:39.402-04:00What I wanna know is, how'd you edit out the B...What I wanna know is, how'd you edit out the Butt Police yellow caution tape surrounding the cane chair AND, where's <i>your</i> requisite Flusser groupie pinkie ring??? Hopefully, NOT in the BP evidence pile ;)Summer is a Verbhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11122787755561566562noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8818519199109196200.post-35103036811217884952011-07-05T08:05:02.007-04:002011-07-05T08:05:02.007-04:00"It's not Mr. Flusser's look that I e..."It's not Mr. Flusser's look that I especially admire, Flo.<br /><br />It's yours."<br /><br />Well, I thought about it, maybe you're right, maybe I should let him in and put him to work around the house. But I looked at his photo again and decided he'd just be in the way. Does that guy look like he'd be able to figure out how to hang those pictures you're talking about, does he look like he'd be useful picking and snipping in the garden? Got his hair blown dry just so, all those cuffs going on, little precious shoes. Nahhhh. You had a good idea though.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8818519199109196200.post-6599293470323342002011-07-05T07:03:48.647-04:002011-07-05T07:03:48.647-04:00Still F.N. ....LFG will be in South Carolina next ...Still F.N. ....LFG will be in South Carolina next week....with me. Let's try to have a burger. I'm thinking elastic waist pants might be of comfort to you.<br /><br />LimeGreener....I'd wear that pant in a heartbeat.<br /><br /><br />LagunaBeachMon…I’m not certain how my stories of the July 4th holiday weekend antics got construed to be a call for assistance in the dating realm. I need none and if anything, could probably assist others in my peer group on the matter. <br /><br />And more importantly…Your comments are always welcome here as long as they aren’t inflammatory or personally offense to others. I don’t hesitate at all to post comments that attack me personally. As a matter of fact, I’ve been known to actually create a blog post out of the personal attacks bestowed upon me. But you’ve personally attacked and unfairly characterized with no basis, decent people who are personal friends of mine. Friends that I could call at 3am if need be…real friends…not the Facebook bullshit definition. So yes, I had no choice but to remove you from my blog roll. I felt like having it there was an endorsement of your position on my friends as well as your views on what I’ve concluded, unfairly or not, to be your position on anyone non-white.<br /><br />And finally, I am a white, straight man who lives by a code of high personal accountability. I also judge people. Anyone who says they don’t judge others is lying. But I try to judge people using the same code of personal accountability that I hold myself to…no more-no less. And I’m proud to say that I have friends of every size, color, socio-economic status as well as ethnic and sexual orientation. And I love Jews…seriously.ADGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16612897500610475937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8818519199109196200.post-84780769850772568092011-07-04T23:31:37.868-04:002011-07-04T23:31:37.868-04:00I admit it. I stole the Tilapia line from the NY T...I admit it. I stole the Tilapia line from the NY Times. Please don't make me go back to John G... They make you wear elastic waist pants there.<br /><br />Still F. N. Anonymous<br />Obscurity, USAAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8818519199109196200.post-89127114612792240422011-07-04T22:52:22.701-04:002011-07-04T22:52:22.701-04:00Good Lord and Taylor....
ADG - Did you anticipate ...Good Lord and Taylor....<br />ADG - Did you anticipate explosive banter here on the Fourth of July courtesy of your attire?<br /><br />Now get a pair of pants made out of that killer pink striped lining fabric!ilovelimegreenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13704346108310846391noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8818519199109196200.post-26125448863855673452011-07-04T22:21:57.392-04:002011-07-04T22:21:57.392-04:00It's not Mr. Flusser's look that I especia...It's not Mr. Flusser's look that I especially admire, Flo.<br /><br />It's yours.CeceliaMchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16017255006204800193noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8818519199109196200.post-45158933115049644902011-07-04T21:38:33.312-04:002011-07-04T21:38:33.312-04:00A man of your taste and breeding should know by no...A man of your taste and breeding should know by now, you shouldn't take online dating advice from a bunch of suburban soccer moms and married guys from Virginia to Oregon. <br /><br />Times have changed.<br /><br />I think the key to interacting with the oppositional sex is understatement, and that is something Flusser, as brilliant as he may be, lacks, IMO, at least where sartorial aspects are concerned.<br /><br />Shoot me an e-note if you would like to discuss further. On your recent visit to OC, if you had let me know in advance, I could have introduced you to several young women on whom you could have tested our theories. Next time, eh?<br /><br />And don't think, ol' chum, that I haven't noticed you've removed my website from your list of links.Laguna Beach Fogeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08027025872132699493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8818519199109196200.post-896814177537231822011-07-04T21:01:38.960-04:002011-07-04T21:01:38.960-04:00Ok girls settle down.Ok girls settle down.ADGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16612897500610475937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8818519199109196200.post-85873650797195754752011-07-04T20:56:01.255-04:002011-07-04T20:56:01.255-04:00"I have the feeling that you definitely would..."I have the feeling that you definitely would NOT duck. You'd have Mr. Flusser's gorgeously attired ass hanging old photographs or snipping chervil."<br /><br />I already said exactly what I meant, I don't know how you "have the feeling" I meant something different.<br /><br />You say he's "gorgeously attired" and I say he looks like "taxidermy." I don't interpret you to mean anything other than what you said: you like his look. <br /><br />I don't.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8818519199109196200.post-48678492211766181062011-07-04T20:01:28.229-04:002011-07-04T20:01:28.229-04:00"I think I'd duck real low below the wind..."I think I'd duck real low below the windows just to hide from his prissy a**."<br /><br />Right.<br /><br />I have the feeling that you definitely would NOT duck. <br /><br />You'd have Mr. Flusser's gorgeously attired ass hanging old photographs or snipping chervil.CeceliaMchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16017255006204800193noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8818519199109196200.post-64937745880971401562011-07-04T19:54:29.130-04:002011-07-04T19:54:29.130-04:00hahahahaha!
Sorry! I'm damn old!hahahahaha! <br /><br />Sorry! I'm damn old!CeceliaMchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16017255006204800193noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8818519199109196200.post-41932058756115584842011-07-04T19:07:45.693-04:002011-07-04T19:07:45.693-04:00"Why all the effort this time?"
You are..."Why all the effort this time?"<br /><br />You are asking this of a man who tucks a pocket square just so in his robe when he's home deathly ill with the flu, the man can't help himself! Best the ladies get a full frontal view of this character trait right off rather than have it spring unawares down the line as they compete ferociously for mirror time. <br /><br />Max, may I say how much I love and adore you, but also may I confess that your man Flusser looks like taxidermy sitting there all prepped and arranged. If I saw that mobile mirror coming to my door to fetch me on a blind date, I think I'd duck real low below the windows just to hide from his prissy a**.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8818519199109196200.post-64349147811864272592011-07-04T18:19:20.649-04:002011-07-04T18:19:20.649-04:00Why all the effort this time? Just give it up and ...Why all the effort this time? Just give it up and get lucky. OT, CCC, BHCC, LeRufge, Peale shoes... just unfortunate stations of life. Been there, done that, to my surprise don't miss any of it! Move Onward, Life Is Grand without distractions.<br /><br />Happy 4th! & 5th & 6th...............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Bobhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17427191222260559439noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8818519199109196200.post-47608638731313270382011-07-04T17:56:16.770-04:002011-07-04T17:56:16.770-04:00thanks for the perspective.thanks for the perspective.Silk Regimentalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08977677279524351735noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8818519199109196200.post-5115025441339416242011-07-04T16:01:04.514-04:002011-07-04T16:01:04.514-04:00CeMac...it's really not difficult. And I never...CeMac...it's really not difficult. And I never worry about how my skirt conveys hip morphology. <br /><br />David...left 'em on. Needed the traction. BAM!ADGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16612897500610475937noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8818519199109196200.post-84605369387857083992011-07-04T11:58:14.404-04:002011-07-04T11:58:14.404-04:00Maybe it's because I've been married forev...Maybe it's because I've been married forever too, that this stuff seems more difficult for you than it ought to be.<br /><br />However, just judging by the sanguine, cordial, and wryly flirtatious camaraderie that is the comfortable middle-age dynamic between the sexes, I don't understand all the effort. <br /><br />If there's ever a time when you can just sit back and enjoy the hell out of someone, without having to worry if your shoes are right or if the skirt makes your hips look wide, it's now.CeceliaMchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16017255006204800193noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8818519199109196200.post-40078319177628310782011-07-04T09:07:23.306-04:002011-07-04T09:07:23.306-04:00Hmm? I'm wondering how the shoes are on top of...Hmm? I'm wondering how the shoes are on top of the clothes pile.David Vhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04656794645683894339noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8818519199109196200.post-19468917541921470842011-07-04T07:50:33.997-04:002011-07-04T07:50:33.997-04:00AnonTom...thanks. I have a photo somewhere...of th...AnonTom...thanks. I have a photo somewhere...of the 12 month old LFG, hugging one of my legs while standing in a sand trap on #18 at BHCC July fireworks. I lived in BH during my marriage and thank God every day that I hadn't yet been required to plunk down money for BHCC as my marriage poofed! Have fun at Pawleys...I hope the breeze blows forgivingly. LFG and I will, next week, be in the more pedestrian environs of Florence. 8 weeks is what you should expect from the FlussFactory.<br /><br />NCJack...I can't hire this one out my man. It'll cost me too much money. I'm gonna try it.<br /><br />SilkReggie...I used to feel the same way about my work. So much so that I tried to find ways to "stick it to the man" ... and then someone reminded me that I am "the man".<br /><br />LimeGreen...I'm gonna wear them inside out tonight. On the veranda.<br /><br />Flo...thanks. It's no big deal really. I hate to say it but a few things are in my favor. Demographics in this neck of the woods seem to favor me. More gals than guys. And this next admission is a sad one. Just not having a beer gut and only a small bald spot puts me in better stead than 50% of my competition. Add my chicken fried steak cooking skills and BAM...I'm golden.<br /><br />Limpet H. ..."the Meryl Streep of the fish menu" Brilliant as always. And no, THAT particular date would not want to become a "Web Personality"...she has a rather "sensitive" job here in DC.<br /><br />Muffy...thanks. The truth though...is that somewhere in the deep recesses of my whatever...I don't think I want to get caught...too much. That's why I seem to get released with regularity.<br /><br />Mom of the Town and Country...thanks. I literally ran out of space for pictures. Considering now...attaching some to the doors. Seriously.<br /><br />Scale...back at you. I miss Oregon. I did a project with Peace Health about three years ago and was out there several times.<br /><br />MegTown..."been going on?" What dat?<br /><br />101...how's that baby? I bet they are having to fight you to get it out of your arms. My mother used to say "mess" as well. She'd also jokingly say..."he are bad but he are mine"...<br /><br />LPC...Prunella...If you didn't tisk-tisk me, I'd be worried.ADGhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16612897500610475937noreply@blogger.com