I’m amazed
that with the attention span of a gnat, I developed early-on an eye for nuance.
Nuanced Authenticity…yep…I think that’s what I’m gonna try to speak to in this
story. Nuanced authenticity defined as operationalizing a set of standards but
not necessarily being so rule-bound that the dogma ain’t flexible.
Flexibility
within the standard allows I suppose; a degree of Trad-WASP sprezzatura. Not
that the Trad-WASP tribe would ever seek sprezzatura on purpose. If ever there
was a club that would, if you could even get them to admit it, argue that insouciance
is an outcome, not an objective, it would be the stereotypical Trad-WASP gang
who drank cheap Scotch, drove beat up cars from Detroit and wore their clothes
to death. Sprezzatura says prosciutto and melon when you stop by. Trad-Wasp
insouciance says a box of Triscuits and some kinda cheese spread.
And I did have at eighteen years old an eye
for nuance and authenticity or at least what I thought it to be. Nuanced
authenticity is perhaps true in other genres too. As I type this, suddenly I’m
convinced of it. Authentic horse-farm people…you know; the ones you see at the
Safeway in Middleburg with hay and shit on their muck boots can spot a poseur a
mile away. I reckon the working cowboys out west can suss-out the drug store
cowpoke faker in a heartbeat too.
Singleton’s,
the Trad mother church where I became fully addicted to all of whatever this Trad-Classic-Ivy stuff is, opened its
doors in 1927 and it was through those same doors that I strode with my father
when I was old enough to go places without soiling myself. Men of his
generation didn’t change diapers. By the time I began working there, the
store’s patina was legendary. At least it was in my mind. The shelving and
cases had been updated in 1947 when the owner, Harold Creel bought the place
from Clyde Singleton after he returned for the War. And I kept those shelves
and cases spic-and-span. If you’ve ever been in J.Press Cambridge then you’ve
entered Singleton’s. Of all the rag joints I’ve been in here and in England,
it’s the closest thing to my mind’s eye recollection of my hometown store—if
you reduce the square footage by half.
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I wish
that I could find some photos of Singleton’s but they are just not, yet at
least, to be found. The best I could do, given that even I no longer own one
stitch of anything with a Singleton’s label, was to beg my buddy Marvin Woodrow
to check his dad’s closet back home to see if there was any Singleton’s signage
therein. And he came up with two private label neckties and photographed them
for me. I immediately knew the maker of the ties. It was a, shall we say, a
maker of the more popularly priced
goods and the salesman was the son of the owner. I’ll leave it there for now
because it’s an entire story with legs all its own.
I lived
a happy and provincial life in Florence and by the time I was old enough to get
clothes crazy and large enough to buy mens sizes, Singleton’s was all that
anyone my age would need. Especially if one’s provincial existence to-date
precluded ever setting foot in New York, Boston or other cities that could have
broadened my awareness of the proverbial next
level of Trad kit.
Keep in
mind that when I was eighteen years old, Brooks Brothers didn’t exist in malls.
They remained exclusively in about a half dozen cities in the States. It would
be another two years when I attended a Kappa Alpha national conference in
Atlanta that my maiden walk through the doors of the Brethren would manifest
courtesy of the old Peachtree Street store. My stomach was turning when I
walked in the door. The Peachtree Road Brethren Patina made my Singleton’s 1947
shelving veneer seem twee and chrome and Blue Light Special-ish. And it would
be two more years before I’d make it to New York to experience Brethren Mecca
at 346 and its Trad-ier counterpart around the corner, the old J.Press
location.
I regret very little in life but I do lament
missing Chipp, who was across the street from the old J.Press store. Something
tells me that of all these shrines, Chipp mighta been my go-to store.
So with
innocently limited context that kept my aperture narrow, Singleton’s offered me
everything I needed to develop my lens and filters for Trad Authenticity. The
Singleton’s line-up included Gant, Pendleton, McGregor, Allen Solly, Corbin,
Haspel, Hart-Schaffner and Marx, Berle, Sero, the old Haas Tailoring company in
Baltimore for made-to-measure. Singleton’s sold private label stuff from
various makers including that hot bed of lower end makers down in Bremen
Georgia where for years, Murray’s Toggery had their Nantucket Brick Reds cut
and sewn. When you are eighteen years old and have never been anywhere, the
aforementioned baseline for becoming a natural fibered soft shouldered devotee
was a gracious plenty.
But then
I began to notice little things. Differences. Things that didn’t shout or even whisper. They didn’t
have to. They just were. Different. Florence had a gaggle of lawyers and doctors
and another smattering of professionals who all shopped at Singleton’s and I
delivered, usually within walking distance, new clothes and altered older
clothes to every law office and county courthouse chambers we had. And I can
still name the only few at that time, lawyers who went to either an Ivy
undergrad or an Ivy law school. And I bet I can name the half dozen kids,
either my age or slightly older who went to prep schools…mostly Woodberry
Forest. And it was from this little subset, as well as one other customer, LLH,
a finance company executive who looked like he was going to die of a freaking
stroke any minute, that I noticed two nuances especially, that told me there
was another...a subtly different sartorial level…another Trad realm.
I
noticed these particular two nuances either in situ on these customers or in
the clothes they would bring by for some little alteration…a seam repair,
take-in or let-out or in some cases with the tightest of penny pinchers, a hail
mary final go at piecing together clothing that shoulda been given to Goodwill.
It became obvious to me that even though these customers bought a good portion
of their clothes at Singleton’s, they also shopped elsewhere. Their custom
included places that in my mind were probably even more authentic than
Singleton’s. And I wanted some of it. If I’d seen the old style Brooks Brothers
artist illustrated catalogues, I’d have been on the way to sorting it all out
but I hadn’t and the other thing I began to suspect was that there was another level of Trad WASP-dom
to which I did not belong.
I
noticed Dr. Ed Mc_ _ _ one day in the store with a shirt pocket like the one above. My radar immediately told me
that it wasn’t Gant. My line-up of all cotton button down oxford cloth
standards were one-hundred percent Gant and the pockets weren't rounded like that. But Gant at twenty bucks a go and at half
of that to me, courtesy of Mr. Creel’s benevolence, I was just fine. Until I
saw that pocket. These people drank from other sartorial oases from
time to time. And I wanted a sip.
The
squared-angled shape of my Gant shirt pockets said Florence and public schools
and family travel exclusive of airplanes. It said our old wood framed
un-airconditioned second row beach house at Ocean Drive instead of the coat and
tie dining rooms at Sea Island, Jekyll or Ponte Vedra…places I wouldn’t
frequent till I was thirty years old.
But the
one that really got me was this. An olive gabardine suit and a tan poplin one
that lawyer Boone A_ _ _ _, III would wear as he jauntily cut through the
store, tattered manila portfolio in hand, headed to the courthouse. What was it
with those seams? And that quirky, hooked vent? Our Haspel goods, probably the
most authentic Trad product in our shop, didn’t have this additional level of
what looked to me to be the needle and thread equivalent to industrial strength
riveting. All I knew is that I wanted something like that and I didn't even know what the hell it was or why I wanted it. Was it flinging upon me a craving for strange ? It wasn’t that I was
inauthentic and absent any and all nuanced personal style. I had some game. But I was again reminded
that these people, even though they were for the most part, my people; really
weren’t. These two little nuances…these mild provocations that inched open my
world view only slightly more, told me to feel that way.
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Onward.
Hooked. But mostly double vented.
ADG II
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