Saturday, September 4, 2010

Feet Parades-Self Aggrandizing Style and Crotch Shots







TUESDAY, AUGUST 17, 2010

Anonymous said...

AUGUST 17, 2010 10:13 AM ..."....I'll take a backwards baseball cap anyday over someone who parades their feet and self-aggrandizing "style" all over the internet!"

Time for the twee and superficial…again. I know I should be over Anonymous’ statement but it keeps coming back to me in subtle ways. So there must be something to his/her assertion. In the spirit of my off-putting behavior and visual displays of fuzzy-diced gaudy narcissism, I offer you a retrospective of my inappropriate self-aggrandizing “style”…

Shut Up.

29 comments:

Anonymous said...

Belgian bumper car driving shoes...........naturally.


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Fletti said...

Where did you get the belt with the hook?

Nelle Somerville said...

I love that I have the hook belt. Good ole Charlottesville. One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn't belong...remember that song from Seasame Street? The SOUTH OF THE BORDER scarf is a classic but next to a Belgian...is shocking. Bring it on ADG and take that Anon!!!

Laguna Beach Trad said...

I love your style, dude, please don't change it. Your stuff is classic. Ignore the anonymous naysayers.

Love the tartan trousers and imaginative belts.

FYI there's a photo of a pair of women's underwear several pics down...! (WTC-What the cuss?!)

When the final report is written, let them say of you: He partied with his Belgians on.

ilovelimegreen said...

ADG- You already know the effects that pattern and color have on me so you can just imagine the state in which I am - and it started with the first photo! As much as a visual treat as this was, I must say I am annoyed that you let Anonymous Backwards Baseball Cap get under your skin!

Silk Regimental said...

It's all perfect and look terrific - Bookmarked this post as a reference card on days when I'm trying to put a certain look together. Thanks.

I'm sure it's a fact that your fuzzy-diced/self-aggrandizing posts here and there speak for many men who see you as their inner voice - peering at their computer monitors and thinking "I'm glad he said that!"

Sugrbluemagnolia said...

ADG....

I might need BOFA....

Belgian on Feet Anonymous....

Thank you for helping me feed my addiction!

lagunie said...

The blue shirt with the silver/turquoise button(s) is really cool. Damn, now I'll have to spend more time on Ebay looking for some.

Mae said...

OOOH! Where did you get your hoof pick belt? How practical for horsebackriding - when your horse picks up a rock in his shoe, you can jump off, take off your buckle and get to work!

James said...

As a coach I always told my players the way to silence the hecklers was with your play. You done did that!Besides what type of cretin would prefer a reversed ball cap to such satorial splendor. Shut up!

Flo Ingram/INGRAM DESIGN said...

At first I thought you were getting ready to over-over-react, but not too far down the page your royal Shove It came into view. Very nice.

The power of the contemporary heckler continues to intrigue me. Not meaning to offend, but this is the gig S. Palin has cashed in on. Throw darts, and for good reason and in just enough places, they stick. Some of them achieve critical mass. Solicit volunteers to count mass statistics. Never mind.

Anon's worst offense to me is he can't even pull himself together enough to make his pronoun agree with his antecedent. I think this is why you piss him off so much, you are a man of extreme precision [writing, dressing, reading, ephemera] but he lacks it altogether. It is written: he who lacketh precision in the written word, lacketh precision all over the damn place, and probably wears a backwards ball cap.

Is it ok to throw back 2 Benadryl with red wine?

Young Fogey said...

AAAGGGHHH!!! My eyes, my eyes!

You must have the biggest pair of fuzzy dice swingin' underneath that hoofpick belt!

Anonymous English Female said...

ADG - Can't work out if this is an attempt to get noticed by Amy Fine Collins for a position on the Vanity Fair Best-Dressed List or if it's your pitch to re-launch Playgirl ?

Lisa said...

After all of the those (ahem) crotch-shots, I think I need a cigarette.

Anonymous said...

Nice crotch....strangely turned on. I do want to mention that hook belt is lovely...

Anonymous said...

Excuse me but if everyone thinks those are WOMEN'S knickers draped haphazardly (read "staged") over the bedroom slipper leather flip-flops.....STOP. Those are fresh out of the cellophane package whiteys that ADG plopped there to gitchya all goin'. Yeeesh people.

: - )

garden and gun said...

you got it goin' on.......

Anonymous said...

The flip-flops appear to be about the same size as the Tom's in a later shot.

Laguna Beach Trad said...

@ Anon 9/5 3:06AM ~ Don't be ridiculous. No self-respecting male over the age of 10 wears what you people call 'whiteys'. No, I think ADG left the panties there in a strategic position to show us that's he gettin' some.

The Ghost of Mr T said...

As for the Anonymous above who can't tell women's underwear from men's -- even when draped over a pair of women's sandals ...

Well, I pity the fool!

Gretchen said...

Well, THAT just made my Labor Day weekend...after walking the dogs and seeing not one, but TWO ass-backward caps this am, I was seething and in need of a good strong bloody. This worked even better to calm my nerves. Other body parts, erm, not so much. Take THAT, anon, you chicken-livered-know-nothing-dirtbag.

Richard M said...

That'll show him!!!!

Kathie Truitt said...

I LOVE the shoes in the first picture but not crazy about the socks you chose (hey - I feel like we're old friends so I can tell you that).

I want to dress like you!!Stop laughing - I'm serious. If you see a blonde lady with spiky hair and lipstick looking like a 'mini-you' it's me. Just wave as you go by.

ADG said...

Thanks for the comments everyone. Anonymous didn't really get that far under my skin. I just couldn't think of anything to post and my other works in progress remain...works in progress.

The belt....Wiley Brothers Belts Charlottesville Virginia.

Gail, in northern California said...

I can only hope that one of your works in progress is Charlotte, the lady with the beautiful blue eyes and love for you.

ADG said...

Gail...ok...I'll get working in it again this week. There are a couple of posts that when I do them, I want to really do a good job. I've been working on one about my father tonight.

Gail, in northern California said...

Take your time. Neither one can be easy otherwise they would have been written long ago. I know you have it in you. You just haven't permitted yourself to go full throttle. You may have a valid reason but, if for no other reason, write these things down for your little golden hair.

My mother left this world with so many unanswered questions. Questions I dared not pose...like, who was my father?

Sorry. Don't mean to preach.

Wrecked Stellar said...

I love the blue and white striped socks shot.

QZB said...

I LIKE your self-aggrandizing style! F**k 'em if they can't take a joke.

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