Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Costume Nonchalance

Halloween 2001…LFG was 16 months old. Would she keep the Ladybug antennae head band on? Probably not. But as long as she had a Saltine cracker in both hands, perhaps she would keep it on long enough for us to snap a few photos of this, her first ambulatory Halloween.
Her cracker-in-each-hand mediated nonchalance was impressive. She walked around the house and the patio not once tugging on her little costume or reaching to strip away and cast down her headband. Compliant. Impressive. After all, sixteen month old toddling little lumps of love could give two hoots and a damn about their costume. The the first, grainy little photo shows LFG, I think, headed back to the cracker tray. It seems that her right hand needs a cracker reload. “Cracker Reload”…might be the title of my ADG resurrection book.

And while I have you; please, let’s take up the issue of nonchalance. My way of thinking says that if one manifests nonchalance, then someone, at some point had to have manifested chalance. Otherwise, how would we know that someone was being nonchalant? Chalant. I can’t wait on the lexico-powers that be to declare it a word. I must do so now. “Hoyt was one chalant cat during the deposition. He might as well go ahead and plead guilty. The boy was shaking like a two-dollar washing machine on spin-cycle when they asked him about Lurlene Finklea.”

Same goes for nonplussed.

Onward. Plussed.
ADG II

8 comments:

LPC said...

Girl with a purpose, then and now.

Yankee-Whisky-Papa said...

This morning I find myself fully combobulated. I prived myself of a sipid breakfast, and put on my best suit so as to remain cognito. It is a special day: Beknownst to me, I am humously receiving an award, so I must remain ruly and kempt for my sidious acceptance speech. The audience will be plussed!

JMW said...

Oh, my 8-month old niece wore her ladybug costume yesterday. Too cute! We survived another Halloween, but I really need to get this candy out of my house. :)

ADG said...

LPC...indeed.

YWPmon...perfect. I'm torn between "humous" and "cognito" re my fave.

Anonymous said...

White shoes after Labor Day???
BarbaraG

Mrs. Blandings said...

You are like a dog with a bone. I do like Cracker Reload - it's fittin.

ADG said...

Mrs. Blandings...a dog with a bone. And four pairs of cowboy boots.

BarbaraG...that why her mother and I are no longer married.

Theo said...

Well, I never saw a kid wear any shoes let alone white ones, before labour... day

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