Monday, July 8, 2013

No Vacation...

...goes unpunished. Cheers from DCA...surprise I know. Green bags...Navy Blazer...
...As I sit here sporting my retooled Alden Algonquins avec Dainite soles. B. Nelson will, for two-hundred and fifty bucks, put the wrong damn color Dainite soles on your shoes and essentially tell you to be happy with it. I expect no mitigation. 
They're calling my flight so I'll cut this one short. Be aware though, that I've banned any and all pocket squares...Butcept white linen. Till further notice. Shut. The wrong color damn Dainite. Up. 

Onward. 

ADG II
Grumpy



6 comments:

LPC said...

So few understand perfection...

Main Line Sportsman said...

I will adhere to your penultimate pocket square proscription...then again...I always have.

Pigtown*Design said...

$250 and they won't make it right. Jerks.

Anonymous said...

Sky Valet will do the right color for < $150, and it's local.

Anonymous said...

Max, damn. What the, and I'm sure you didn't order the heels elevated like that either.

I cruised their website, looks like they don't offer a guarantee at all.

Nevertheless, these people need to be exposed. I'm good for rooftop shouting and fist pumping but, other than that, how can we help you in this ground war? Maybe exposure on your tumblr [your coverage there was tepid] is a better venue for negative viral traffic. Go after 'em.

-Flo

Young Fogey said...

What is the right color, the one that you ordered: fuschia? hunter orange? lime green?

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