My buddy Ms. VogueRanger needs help. Father's day is right around the corner and this little lovely needs some budget faithful gift options for daddio. Gotta be betwixt a Grant and a Benjamin. She'll 'splain why in her letter below. I remain hostage on South Beach in Miami...sorting out a golden tan and crippling myself under the weight of my bling. So in the interim, I expect that y'all step up post haste and offer suggestions for the Ranger.
"ADG, SOS from the Range (or actually from across the river, ha ha).
I need some Father's Day help. Mine has been saving up Cabelas points for years as a dowry to reward the young man that finally takes my hand, so you would think it would be that easy: close eyes, open Cabelas catalog, point. click. buy. Not so much. Vogue here is on a budget thanks to her own shopping iniquities (close eyes, open J.Crew catalog, point. click. buy.), so we are working within the confines of a Benjamin. Or less. More like a Grant.
Outside of blaze orange and turkey musk, what can you recommend? Daddy on the Range moves seamlessly (like his sole offspring) from retired Navy to redneck to rodeo to roast tenderloin at 1789... but if he had to pick one, I think the boots and Wranglers will be the preferred uniform of retirement. Given that assessment, I'm looking forward to your suggestions.
Love from you sartorial friend,