Thursday, September 29, 2011

The Porn Star Moustache

Every man over the age of forty-five had one. Even if it was only sittin’ there north of their pie-hole, for a brief time.  I’m not proud of my post high school Tom Selleck wanna be phase but I feel that I must confess it. 
God demanded that I do so after I found an old ID card the other morning. Let the twangy guitar  music begin. Forgive me.

Onward. Shaven.
ADG II

6 comments:

Bob said...

Oh gees, what a painful reminder that I too grew one during that awkward period in time. I'm not looking backwards again. Onward, as you say.

ilovelimegreen said...

Can I delude myself into thinking that the string of "please" and "pretty please' helped you come back? No comment on the mustache.

Yankee-Whisky-Papa said...

Brave soul. Glad you didn't keep this 'stache picture stashed away forever. You likely would have made a great detective, actually.

ADG said...

Yankee...I'd a made a bad detective. Just like I'd a made a bad trial lawyer. Breathtaking flourish--passionate delivery--cold facts be damned.

LimeGreen...No. You may not.

Bob...I've been stuck in an awkward phase for 26 years.

Anonymous said...

...otherwise tricky issues -- as noted in LPC's text/tagline/ADG philosophy.
BarbaraG

Warren said...

Try this link for the song, "Porn Star Mustache. You will be taken to the lyrics page. Click on song number 3, "Porn Star Mustache." http://www.marchingbackward.com/marching-backward-lyrics-and-songs/talkin-compensation-lyrics/porn-star-mustache-lyrics

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