Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Black Fleece Summer 2013


Gentlemanmac, a very pertinent reader left a snarky message for me over at my tumblr. Here it is…
“Are you ever gonna change that stupid York Street picture that's been up for two weeks? At least put up something cool, like a rottweiler, while you're not posting stuff.”
Spot-on old sport. I couldn’t agree with you more. I don’t have time at present to read or write blogs. So as a placeholder and an alternative to my J. Press York Street visual fiasco that so offended a reader, feast your eyes on the Brethren’s Black Fleece offerings for warm weather ’13.
Surely this Goat Rodeo Forrest Gump Bobo sh_t is much more soothing, no?
Oh, and before one of you emails me and gives me the standard… “Yeah, those ensembles do look rather silly but several of the individual pieces would look great as a separate entity, not all bound up in a gaggle of other Black Fleece stuff.” Ok, here’s the deal. If you really believe that; then let me buy you these teabagger britches. We’ll all be waiting to see a picture of you sportin’ em.

Tell Forrest I said hey.

Shut Up; then…Onward.

ADG II

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Forrest sez:

COME BACK WHIFFENPOOFS. ALL IS FORGIVEN.

Anonymous said...

I remember that top pic- it was in the deleted scenes reel in THE TALENTED MISTER WRINKLY, where Tom Wrinkly was temporarily blind and one of those blonde chicks told him everything matched just fine- or maybe it was that Freddie Miles guy... I cracked up... Oh, yeah and they stole his flip flops so he had to wear wingtips on the beach. Hilarious, man...

ilovelimegreen said...

I am quite happy NOT to see a photo of a rottweiler. I will keep my opinions to myself (for once) regarding the articles of clothing pictured but I will reiterate that I am quite happy not to see any rottweiler photos.

Anonymous said...

"teabagger britches"...that is one of the funniest phrases i've read. very good work adg. laughed so hard i actually snorted. too funny.

James said...

Geez ADG why punish the rest of us?

NCJack said...

By Jingo, Sirrah, I say if you want your clothes to be too small you do it the old fashioned American way: eat too damned much!!

NCJack said...

By Jingo, Sirrah, I say if you want your clothes to be too small you do it the old fashioned American way: eat too damned much!!

Gail, in northern California said...

To your reader at tumblr, be careful what you wish for. Now the rest of us will have to look at these dweebs for Gawd knows how long. Thanks alot.

Gail, in northern California said...

Hi Max,

Feel free to delete my comments. I don't like it when two followers squabble and the blogmaster is caught in the middle.

I just got ticked when I saw the awful pictures you posted (in retaliation to his snide comment?)

Apologies.

ADG said...

I ain't deletin' nothin'...

Mr. Wrinkly. Classic.

maven said...

All that aside...

I feel sorry for this male model. Just imagine, your agent calls up and says, "Great news! BB wants you to be the face of their new spring line!"

And they hand you this to wear. :(

gentleman mac said...

Thanks for the change of scenery. All y'all complainin' about the new images can send ME a dollah 'cause y'all have something new to do on ADG's site.

Now, ADG, git down here to the Classic City and let me buy you a drank.

Anonymous said...

Let's see a pic of a Rottweiler paying his respects to the guy in the first pic.